I’m a big fan of the custom spin wheel that I see all over the country.
I like how it looks.
I also like the way it sounds.
If I were to make one suggestion, I’d say, “Write it as a joke.”
If it’s good, the jokes are good.
If they’re not, they’re boring.
There’s no reason to make the joke.
So let’s take a look at a joke that I’ve written.
A few weeks ago, I was walking down the street and saw a guy who looked like he was going to take a shower.
He looked like an old guy.
He was very friendly and seemed like he might be in good health.
I approached him.
He said, “Are you coming to my house?”
I said, “‘Cause you are?”
He said yes.
I said “Well, I’m coming to your house,” and he said, ‘Okay.’
“And then he went back to his usual place and sat down on his couch, turned on the TV and read the headline, “Laugh-In at Your Favorite Restaurant.
“He got up, looked at me, and said, [pause] “That’s not a good one.
“And I said to him, “You know, I think I could write a better one.
“He said to me, “Yeah, yeah, I know.
“I said you know, that’s not the best one.
And I started writing it.
I called up my friend, who is a writer, and he wrote it.
Then he went to a local bar.
I went there, too.
I started going to a lot of bars, and I thought, I’ve gotta do something about this guy.
I’m not really good at writing jokes, but I can do something with this guy that he won’t do.
So I decided to write this one.
It’s funny, the same night that I wrote it, I got a call from this guy who told me, I saw this great article about this crazy person who’s trying to make a joke about my wife.
He’s calling and saying, “I heard that you wrote a joke and you got called a joke,” and then he was talking about how it was good.
I think he was probably a friend of mine.
I just wanted to write that.
So, I went to my friend’s house, sat down, turned the TV on, and wrote that joke.
Then I sent it to him.
And he said to his friend, “He’s probably a fan.”
So, this is the best I could do.
The jokes don’t work, but they’re good.
But it wasn’t a good idea to write them.
It wasn’t my idea.
I didn’t even think about it.
But that’s my point.
And it’s not because I don’t like writing jokes.
They’re very good.
They are good for a lot more reasons than I can go into.
And the point is, I don’st know.
And my point is to just try to find something that works for me.
And if it doesn’t, then I’m fine.
If it does, then it’s just not a great idea to do that.
I’ve never heard that.
And when I say I’ve only heard it, that doesn’t mean I haven’t heard it.
It just means I haven and haven’t thought about it enough to figure out why I haven.
So it’s hard for me to tell you why.
But I don’ t know why.
And that’s just my point of view.
And just the fact that I don ‘ t know, it’s all in my head.
And sometimes I can’t help but think about my friends.
I’ll just sit at a bar and they’re sitting there and they say, you know what?
It just doesn’ t work.
They don’t want to be on stage.
They get so upset, and they cry, and then they go to another bar and someone else is going to do it.
And they go there and it’s a joke.
And you’re not going to get it.
You can’t get it because you don’t know what to do with it.
So that’s the funny thing.
I never think about this, because I just know I should.
And, I hope that the reader can figure out the answer.
It doesn’t matter to me.
I have no clue.
And there is no way to make it work.
You just don’ tion.
There is no reason for that.
It isn’t funny.
And yet, there are so many people out there who love to tell me they’ve done it.
There are people who write jokes for me that I haven’ t written, and that they know are good, but who don’t write them because they don’t know why they work, or they think they are stupid.
So if I write a joke, you should know that.
If you don’t, you’re wasting your